sojobo:

here is a bird that likes to party, will you party with this bird?

vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

mitchellr:

knock knock

it is me

the ratboy genius

jimmyjamjimjohn:

rubywhiterabbit:

One day we’ll be in a Marvel movie, sitting there as something doesn’t feel right. and as the credits start to roll we’ll know what it is. It will flash up on screen and our hearts will break. “In loving memory of Stan Lee”. There was no cameo in that movie. And there never will be again.

animeasuka:

THERE ARE CHILDREN ON THIS SITE

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

darthhaven:

primaniallerina:

wackcalzone:

my type

• that guy in the state farm commercial that says “can i get a hot tub” like hes prayin in a church

He is adorable.

hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn